the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done

crusadermaximus:

The internet is protesting two extremely dangerous, unconstitutional, immoral bills which will bring censorship to the internet.

You know how the internet works in China?  Yeah, that’s what it would do here.  Go to google and sign their petition, and contact your Congressional representatives to oppose this immediately. 

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wooliebear:

My vote.

Your world devouring, sub-oceanic dwelling super being needs YOU!!!

I loves me some Anne Hathaway rap!

What If Harry Potter were a coming-of-age teen comedy, it might look something like this

Keep watching… not what you think!

Yo momma is so fat that the escape velocity at her surface is greater than 3x10^8 m/s

Rise of the most useless machines: 

My birthday is this month and I need this. I NEED IT!!!!

This dog would like nothing more than to play fetch with the statue of Alan Turing…

Turing, you bastard… play with the dog already!

Vampire Vendetta of the Day: Patrick Rodgers — your average, everyday Philadelphian vampire — visits Fox & Friends to discuss how an old, obscure loophole he was able to find because he’s immortal allowed him to turn the tables on his bank and threaten their local branch with foreclosure.

Dare you gaze upon this?